She sits down tentatively before looking up at the dentist and says,"I am just so anxious about this whole procedure. You know, I think I would rather be fucked up the ass without any lubricant than have a tooth pulled out."
The dentist replied,"Well...you better make up your mind before I adjust the chair."
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