The moral of the story is....

There was a hunter out bear hunting. He set himself up on one side of a river. He laid his lunch down beside him. A little while later a bear came out of the tree line on the other side of the river. The hunter pulled up his gun and put the sights on the bear. Just as he did this a really large water fly started hovering in his line of sight. He thought angrily to himself that fly better drop out of sight quick.

As this occurred there was a mouse eye balling the hunters lunch. The mouse said to itself, if that fly just dropped 6in the hunter would get a shot, would jump in his boat, and forget his lunch.

Simultaneously, a hawk was watching the mouse from a tree high above. The hawk said to itself, if the fly dropped 6in the hunter would get a shot, jump in his boat, forget his lunch, and the mouse will come out from undercover.

Also, while this was occurring, a bobcat was monitoring the same situation. The bobcat said to itself that if the fly dropped 6in the hunter would get a shot, jump in his boat, forget his lunch, and the mouse will come out from undercover.

Well, the fly finally dropped 6in and the hunter took his shot, jumped in the boat, and forgot his lunch. Once the shore was clear the mouse charged the lunch, the hawk swooped, and as the cat pounced the hawk swiped the mouse, and the Bob cat flew into the river.

The moral of the story is, when the fly drops 6in the pussy gets wet.

Edit: typing that out on a phone; not so bright.