The Hill

There was once a father that had 2 boys and 1 girl. So the
three children asked " Why do you look better than us.
Then he pointed to a hill outside " You see that hill there,
all I had to do is say what I wanted to look like and jump
down the hill." So the 3 children went up the hill; the first
boy said "I want to look like Tony Hawk!" So he jumped down
the hill and looked like Tony Hawk. Then the girl came and said
" I want to look like Britney Spears!" Jumped down
and look like Britney Spears. Then the other boy came, slipped
"Oh shit!" and fell down.............