Happy Wasp

A newlywed couple was relaxing at the beach. Suddenly the woman
jumps up and starts yelling, "something just flew into my
vagina! Do something!" The husband rushes her to a local
hospital where an x-ray is performed on her. A few minutes later
her doctor comes back with the results. "Mrs. Davis, apparently
a wasp flew into you, but fear not, there is a simple solution."
He discusses it quietly with the husband, "all you do is rub
some honey on the head of your penis, insert it and as soon as
you feel the wasp yank your penis out and the wasp should fly
out."


Due to the stressful situation, the husband could not get hard,
so the doctor said, "Due to the circumstances, why don't I do
the deed?" After discussing the matter, the couple agreed that
there is no other choice. So the doctor removed his clothes,
rubbed the honey and penetrated her, then he began thrusting in
and out, faster and faster. The husband grabbed him and yelled,
"What the fuck are you doing?" To which the doctor replied,
"Change of plan. I decided to drown the bastard!"