One day there was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake, a fish sitting below the water waiting for the fly to drop so he could eat it, a bear watching the fish and waiting for the fish to come up to the surface to he could eat it, a hunter sitting and eating crackers waiting for the bear to move so he could run down and kill it, a mouse watching the crackers and waiting for the hunter to move so he could get the crackers, and a cat watching the mouse and waiting for it to come out of its hole so he could eat it. Then, the fly drops, the fish eats it, the bear eats the fish, the hunter kills the bear, the mouse gets its crackers, but as the cat is running to go kill the mouse he slips and falls into the lake. Moral of the story? When a fly drops 6 inches... a pussy always gets wet.
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