So a guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. When the bartender hands him his drink, he leans in real coy, looks around and asks quietly "Hey man, do you guys have any hookers in the back?".
The Bartender very quickly replies, very firmly "No sir, we do NOT do that here." The guy is taken aback, apologizes and goes on his way.
Now, this guy gets really forgetful when he's drinking. About 4-5 beers in he's playin some pool, having a good time, and when he goes back to the bar to order another, he asks the Bartender "Hey man, I'll give you a good tip on this one if you go in the back and get me a hooker."
Bartender again, very stern, tells him "I'm sorry Sir I told you, we do NOT do that here."
The guy goes on his way, drinking more, striking out with various girls, playing some pool etc, and on his 12-13th, he come back again and asks the bartender again, this time just loaded: "Hey Bartender, I'll give you the rest of this beer if you go in the back and get me a hooker."
The Bartender, who has had enough, says "Sir look, I'm ready to kick your stupid ass out of the bar. But you know what, look out here." He points out the side window. "See that bum across the street? If you give him a quarter, he'll let you fuck him up the nose."
The guy is disgusted, but the Bartender says that's all he's getting and to shut the hell up. The guy goes back and keeps drinking. It's almost closing time and he figures, what the hell, you only live once.
He goes across the street, and sees the bum is asleep. So, the guy just lays a quarter in his lap, and proceeds to fuck him up the nose. After he's done, he goes back inside and orders 1 more beer before last call, and he's hanging out when all of a sudden the bum bursts in.
"Alright, who did it?! Who fucked me up the nose?!?!"
Everyone is laughing, looking around. The guy kinda hides his face, of course ashamed.
"C'mon, fess up, who fucked me up the nose?!?!"
The bum sees the man trying to hide away, and singles him out.
"It was you wasn't it?!" Pointing at the guy. The guy nods, people are laughing.
"Do you have AIDS?" the bum yells. The guy, bewildered, shakes his head.
"Do you have herpes?" Guy shakes his head.
Do you have gonorrhea?" Guy shakes his head.
"OK!"
SNORT! GULP!
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