A young boy walks in on his parents arguing...

It's the evening of Thanksgiving and a young boy happens upon his parents who are arguing loudly in the kitchen. "You're a bitch!" Yells the father. "You're a bastard!" Yells the mother. "Well you've got floppy tits!" Says the father. "Yeah? Well you've got a crooked dick" Cries the mother. The father angrily storms out of the room and the boy, confused about all the terminology asks his mother the meaning of all of the profanities. Afraid of exposing him to profane things too early, she replies "Bitches and bastards are uncles and aunts, and crooked dicks and floppy tits are hats and coats." The boy nods and runs off and finds his dad in the bathroom, shaving his face before the family arrives. Startled by his sons sudden appearance he cuts his chin with the razor. "Shit!" yells the father. Confused again, the child asks what this means. "Shit is shaving cream" says the father. The child nods and runs back into the kitchen where his mom is stuffing the turkey. Right as the boy runs in he startles his mother and she yells "Oh fuck!" The boy asks yet again what the profanity means, and she says "fuck is turkey stuffing." Right as the boy nods, the doorbell rings, and he yells "I'll get it." He runs to the door, swings it wide open, and says "Hi Bitch, Hi Bastard. Can I take your crooked dicks and floppy tits? My dad's in the bathroom putting shit all over his face and my mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey.