The teacher is displaying photos of various animals on a projector.
Teacher: Shows a picture of a hyena. "Johnnie, what's this animal?"
Johnny: "Uhm..."
Teacher: "This animal laughs a lot."
Johnny: "Oh! A hyena!"
Teacher: "Correct! Sarah, what is this animal?" She shows a picture of a cheetah.
Sarah: "A leopard?"
Teacher: "No. This animal is on the Cheetos commercials."
Sarah: "Oh! A cheetah!"
Teacher: "Correct! Hmmm. Kevin, what is this animal?" She shows a picture of a deer.
Kevin: "Uhhh... I don't know."
Teacher: "It's something that your mom sometimes calls your dad."
Kevin: "Oh! A horny little bastard!"
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