The Lizard

Brother told me this joke in Arabic originally:

A lizard walks into a bar and loudly yells out "if anyone trys to fuck with me I'm gonna fuck them up." Then he walks back outside.

A pig looks at his friends and says "who does this lizard think he is, I'm gonna go beat the shit out of him." He gets up goes outside, couple seconds later all that is heard is glass breaking and an all out brawl erupting. A few minutes later the lizard walks back inside and says "like I said before if anyone fucks with me I'm gonna fuck them up." Then he walks back outside.

A horse looks at his friends and says "No way is this dude getting away with that, I'm gonna go beat his ass." He goes outside and again all that is heard is a huge fight and a few minutes later the lizard walks back inside unscathed again and says "that was the second time, if anyone try to fuck with me again, I'm gonna fuck them up." Then for the third time the lizard walks back outside.

Finally the bull stands up and says "Enough is enough I'll get the job done." He walks outside and again a fight erupts this time louder then the previous two fights.

All of the sudden the door bursts wide open and a T-Rex walks in and says if anyone fucks with my cousin again I'm fuck their ass up too!"