A blind guy with a guide dog walks into a bar. Suddenly, he yanks on the dog's leash, swings it above his head, and smashes tables and chairs with the poor yelping animal while the patrons flee in fear.
After he's wrecked the place and stopped swinging the dog, he picks up a stool, sits down and orders a drink.
The gobsmacked bartender asks him, "Hey Buddy, just what the hell do you think you were doing?!"
The blind guy pats his dog on the head and says, "Oh, just having a look around."
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