The Little Brother

A guy is nearing the end of his senior year of high school.
Unfortunetly, he still has to share a room with his younger
brother, who is only 9 years old. One night, He decides to bring
his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and
the guy notices that his little brother is already alseep on the
lower bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy
remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and
"tomato" if she wants a new position.
"Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!"
She screams.
"Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!I cant get pregnant!"
Then the little brother Shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop
making sandwiches up there! Your getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!