A newfie was walking along the road with a sack over his shoulder. A guy comes up to him and says "Michael, what have you got in the bag there?".
"Chickens", says the Newfie. The guy says "If I guess how many chickens you've got in the bag there, will you let me have one?"
The Newfie replies "If you guess how many I've got you can have both of 'em"
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