Twas' the NIght , About Osama Bin Laden


Twas' the night before payback and all the land,
They're running like rabbits through Afghanistan,
Osama's been praying, he down on his knees,
He's hoping that Allah will hear all his pleas.


He thought if he killed us, that we'd fall and shatter,
But all he did was make us madder,
We ain't yet forgotten our Marines in Beruit,
We'll come kick your butt with one heavy boot.


He haven't forgotten your buddy Saddam,
He hasn't forgotten the sound of our bomb,
You think those mountains are a good place to hide? they'll go
down In history as the place you died.


Remember Khadafi and his line of death,
He cam every close to his final breath,
So come & prove it that you are a man,
'Cause our boys are coming and they have a plan.


Osama I wrote especailly for you,
For air-mail delivery by B-52,
You'll soon be hearing a thud and a whistle,
Old Glory is coming , attached to a missle.


I will not be sorry to see you go,
'Cause IT'A RED, WHITE & BLUE THAT IS RUNNING THE SHOW!!!

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