An elderly couple was watching a show where a preacher was talking about the healing powers of God.
"To all of those who are ailed by some sickness, place your hand on the screen and I will heal you!" the preacher exclaimed.
The old lady, who was having some stomach problems, placed her hand on the top of the T.V.
The old man placed his hand on the T.V. also, then stuck his hand deep into his pants.
His wife looks over at him and says, "Gordon, the preacher is talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo
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