The Ladder to success

A man is walking down the street and he comes across a ladder that reaches all the way up to the clouds. On the ladder there is a note that only says "Ladder To Success". He stares at it in bewilderment but decides to give it a shot. After climbing for hours he finally reaches the clouds. A morbidly obese woman covered in acne with the face of a truck driver lay upon a bear rug, props up and says to the man in a horse voice "welcome to the ladder to success, you can stay here and have sex with me for eternity, or continue to climb the ladder to success, just know, once you go up, there is no coming back down". The man could not have started climbing any faster. he reaches the next level of clouds, there sat a woman, still a bit overweight, but not as horrifying as the woman below, looks up and says to the the man again "Make love to me for eternity, or continue to climb the ladder to success." The man thinks for a quick minute but decides to continue climbing. He reaches the third level where a gorgeous woman with a perfect body and flawless face lay in a bathtub nude and says to him. "Let me pleasure your every sexual desire for eternity, or continue to climb to the last level of the ladder to success" The man thinks about it but realizes that the women only get better every level so he is for sure going up one more time. He climbs the ladder and reaches the final level of clouds where a giant man sit upon a throne, he is just as disgusting as the first woman, but even more foul... The confused climber blurts out "But... Wha.... Who are you?!?" the Foul man on the throne responds, "Nice to meet you... Im Cess"

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