Death and Taxes

One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged,
he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not
go to heaven right away. He asked what he did and God told
him that he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only way
he could get into heaven would be to sleep with a 500 pound,
stupid, butt-ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it.
Tony decided that this was a small price to pay for an eternity
in heaven. So off he went with this enormous woman, pretending
to be happy.

As he was walking along, he saw his friend Carlos up ahead.
Carlos was with an even bigger, uglier woman than he was with.
When he approached Carlos he asked him what was going on, and
Carlos replied, "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the
government out of a lot of money...even more then you did."

They both shook their heads in understanding and figured that
as long as they have to be with these women, they might as well
hang out together to help pass the time.

Now Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women were walking
along, minding their own business when Tony and Carlos could
have sworn that they saw their friend Jon up ahead, only this
man was with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous supermodel,
centerfold. Stunned, Tony and Carlos approached the man and
in fact it was their friend Jon. They asked him how is he
with this unbelievable goddess, while they were stuck with
these god-awful women.

Jon replied, "I have no idea, and I'm definitely not
complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of my
life (and I'm dead,) and I have five years of the best sex
any man could hope for to look forward to. There is only
one thing that I can't seem to understand.

After everytime we have sex, she rolls over and murmur's to
herself, "Damn income taxes!"