A hasband and a wife were on a honey moon and the hasband wanted his wife to give him a blowjob but she was very tired so she just turned a way.
Sometime later the husband felt a blowjob
and started moaning.his wife came out of the bathroom saying"whats the matter?"the husband said "what?!"5 seconds later his cat came out from under the blanket.
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