Barry got a nice sweet gig working on a boat, but the downfall was that they where six months at sea at time.
It was alright they pay was worth it but at the end he was horny as hell .
So as soon as they docked he quickly went to the most seedy bar he could find. When he arrived he quickly asked the bartender : Where can I get the best blowjob in town.
The bartender laughed and quickly stated :Cindy luu
And handed him a card with the address where he could find her.
As he arrived at the address he was quickly greeted by this hot woman, big breast, ass to dream off and thick lips.
Barry stated with a shaking tone : I heard that you gave the best blowjob in town.
Cindy laughed and quickly stated : Hell yeah honey, I give the best blowjob there is. But honey its going to cost you 1000 dollars.
Barry stumbled and was about to leave when she grabbed him by his shirt and dragged him towards the window.
Look honey, see all those cars .
Barry looked outside and saw a long row of high end cars, seemingly brand new and the row was way up the street.
I own all these cars, just because I give a great blowjob.
Admitting to himself, he had enough money to pay for that after those six months at sea and hell, Barry thought to himself. I got to try this out.
So he handed Cindy the money and before he could say a word she ripped off his pants. And boy he had never experienced anything like that, she sucked and suckled , nipped and tugged just the right way and the way she treated his balls. He quickly found himself weak in his body when he got the best climax he ever had.
And boy this was the best 1000 dollars he had ever spent, so he went quite happy from her home and off to sea with memory´s to live by.
Six months passed and he found himself back in that bar. But now he wanted something more exotic. So he quickly asked the bartender : Erm, where could I get the best anal in town.
The bartender smiled and handed Barry a card. " Cindy luu gives the best anal in town "
Honestly Barry did not need that card and he found himself quickly at Cindy´s doorstep, knocking on her door.
As she opened, she looked at him with those bedroom eyes off hers. " What do you want honey "
Barry smiled and stated : I heard you gave the best anal in town.
Cindy quickly replied : Ohh honey, your at the right place , but it will cost you 10000 dollars.
WHAT! Screamed Barry , but before he could utter out another word she hinted to him to follow her inside.
Back at the window , she pulled away the curtains.
Look honey, do you see all those houses .
Barry looked and saw the far row of fancy houses stretching far out, where all the cars where parked outside.
Those are all my houses, that is just how good I am.
Barry swallowed and pulled up 10k and handed to her.
And like a sex crazed demon she pounced him, dragged him into bed and like a dream, she straddled him. Riding him and that body of hers moving on him like a sex goddess , he could feel her inside just tensing and as she rode faster and faster , in combine of her moaning and almost like her ass was sucking on his cock , he found himself climaxing so good that he literally passed out from pleasure.
Happy with the service Barry went to sea again. Six months passed slowly as he could not wait to dock again.
Not bothering to enter that bar again, he took all his money and headed straight to Cindy´s place.
And with that big sexy smile off hers she opened the door, licking her lips as he was sure that she remembered him.
Cindy, stated Barry. I want too fuck you Cindy. How much is your pussy worth?
But to Barry´s surprise Cindy just stated no, even though he offered her 100k for her service. And as he got more and more aggressive on offering Cindy more money, to the point he offered her all he had and that was almost a million dollars. Literally everything he had earned the last 18 months. Only then Cindy walked towards the window.
With glee in his eyes Barry followed her and as Cindy opened up the curtain she quickly stated.
Hun if I had a pussy , this whole neighborhood would be mine.
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