A Frenchman and a Fisherman are out catching frogs. After a few hours, they've got a nice bucketload of tasty amphibians.
"Yum! Can't wait to cook them up!" exclaims the Frenchman.
The frogs grow nervous.
"We should fry them," says the fisherman.
The frogs imagine the pain and wince.
"Non, non, we should bake them," says the Frenchman.
The frogs grimace. One frog faints.
"Or," the fisherman begins, "we could boil them."
The frogs relax.
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