Boyfriend: I love so much that I'll visit you even though the gas is so expensive.
Girlfriend: Oh dear, can't wait to see you... I'm already getting ready.
BF: I'll do anything for you, getting ready here too.
GF: Ok, but mind you that I'm on my period.
BF: Oh noes, I forgot that my car is broken, can't go there.
GF: Ask your friend to take you, he always help you when you need.
BF: I can't, he got shot today.
GF: Oh, my mistake, wasn't my period, just my red panties.
BF: He said he'll take there even he have a bullet in his chest, amazing friend.
GF: Great, but I'm really on my period, panties confused me.
BF: HOLY FUCK, he got shot AGAIN.
GF: We could try a little of my sweet ass.
BF: I'm going by foot.
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