Once there was a little girl. It was here first day of school
and a little boy came up to her.
"What's your name?" He asked.
"Happy butt." She said.
"Tell me your name or I'll tell the teacher."
The teacher came up to the little girl and asked her, "What's
"Tell me your name or I'll send you to the principal."
The teacher sends her down to the pricipals office.
He askes her, "What's your name."
"Tell me your name or I'll call your mom."
The principal gets of the phone with her mom.
"You lied, your name isn't happy butt. It's Gladys."
"Glad ass, happy butt, whats the difference."
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