In a neat line they step towards St. peter as he asks the first of the nuns: "You have made a vow of selibacy to god. Have you in your life ever touched a penis?"
"Only with the tip of my finger" she responds.
"Then go, and wash your finger in that stoup of holy water, and you can enter through the pearly gates." St. Peter said to the first nun.
From the second nun he asked the same question, to which she responded "only with my hands". Again, St. Peter told the nun to go clean herself from the sin at the stoup of holy water.
However, just as he was opening his mouth to ask the third nun the same question, the fourth nun stepped out interrupting him.
"There is no way in HELL that I'm going to wash my mouth with that water if the one in front of me rinses her ass in it first!"
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