The bartender says "Hey, you can't have that monkey in here."
The guy responds "He's not hurting anything, just give me a beer."
So the bartender serves the guy, then he looks over at the monkey sitting on the pool table. The monkey picks up the cue ball and eats it.
The bartender yells at the guy "Hey, your monkey just ate my cue ball!"
The guy says "Sorry about that, give me a couple days and I'll get it back to you."
A few days pass, and the guy and his monkey return. The guys says "Hey, I got your cue ball back, all cleaned up", tosses it on the pool table and orders a beer.
Then the bartender looks over at the monkey at another guy's table and sees the monkey grab a peanut from the bowl, look at it, shove it up his ass, then pull it out and eat it.
The bartender says "Hey, your monkey is shoving peanuts up his ass and then eating them, I can't have that in my bar!"
The guy responds "Yeah, sorry about that. Since the cue ball incident, he checks everything for size now."
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