A man goes gorilla hunting

He goes to Congo and is directed to a specialized shop.

The employee gives him handcuffs, a dog and a shotgun, then explains the procedure:

"Gorillas climb into trees when they see bouana coming. Bouana climb tree, shake it, gorilla falls, dog is trained to bite gorilla balls and never let go, gorilla grabs balls, bouana cuff him. Simple."

"What's the shotgun for?"

"To kill dog if bouana fall first."

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