One beautiful Saturday afternoon a priest and a man are golfing.
The priest tees-off first making a beautiful shot on the
fairway. Next the man hits and his shot crashes into the water
trap. "God-damn it I missed!" the man exclaims in anger.
"Be careful or God will strike you with a lightning bolt," the
priest replies.
One the next tee the priest makes a nice shot onto the green
while the man's lands in the sand. "God-damn it I missed!"
"Be careful or God will strike you with a lightning bolt," the
priest says.
Next hole the priest gets the play within range for an eagle
put. The man shots and again it flys into the water. "God-damn
it I missed!" as the man said this the sky clouded over. All of
a sudden a lightning bolt came down and hit the priest.
The man looked up to hear, "God-damn it I missed!"
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