CHRISTMAS ON THE PLAINS
(For any Auburn Fans, such as my poor misguided brother)
Twas a few weeks before Christmas, and all through the South,The Bama fans
were hiding and shutting their mouths.
Dubose was looking, but could find only a few,
For they knew it was time to face the big Orange and Blue.
The fans were all crying and begging for "Bear",
The last place they wanted to be was Jordan-Hare.
They came into town with their hopes oh so high,
But Crimson couldn't shine through that Orange and Blue sky.
They were all in the stadium yelling "Roll Tide!",
And waving their pom-poms with that big Bama Pride.
When out on the field there arose such a clatter,
They sprang from their seats to see what was the matter.
Kitchens flanked to his right and rolled to his left,
And threw the ball to Scissum in spite of himself.
Scissum was hit by Houston, and the ball recovered by Reese,And then, there on
Bama faces was nothing but grief.
Holmes gave it a kick, and through the goal post it flew,And the field was
covered with all Orange and Blue.
We heard Holmes exclaim as the ball went out of sight,
WAR EAGLE TO ALL AND TO ALL A GREAT NIGHT!
Now, as we go to Atlanta, we'll leave the TIDE some CHEER,We can forget "Punt
Bama Punt" this 25th year..........
For now we have a new phrase that will surely last,
WAR EAGLE TO ALL AND "Pass Bama Pass"!!!!!!!
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