She politely asks for a drink and offers to pay for her tab with what's left of her career. Bartender obliges. Needless to say he didn't make any money and within weeks he had to sell his baseball card collection to come up with rent. About a month later he bumps into her and asks how she could be so inconsiderate. She apologizes and offers a deal that struck the bartender as enticing.
Uma suggests that if the bartender go on a trip with her to California, and act as an escort for her to a friends movie premier, she assured him a big payday would be waiting at the end of the journey.
Long story short, they flew down. The bartender two parts eager and one part anxious. As they arrive to the premier, Uma can't get in and the trip was for nought. The bartender was furious and stressed. For the next two years he battled depression.
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