A drunk who lives on a farm walks into his bedroom late one night carrying a goat under his arm. His wife wakes up and starts bitching at him for being out late again.
"Look here"says the farmer, "this is the pig I've been sleeping with."
His wife yells back at him "you drunk bastard that's not a pig that's a goat."
The farmer replies,
"Yeah was talkin to the goat"
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