So he went to the man and asked him for his story.
The man sat the boy down and said, "Listen here kid. I've done many great things in my life. But sometimes, you don't get to choose what you're remembered for. Once, as I was walking home after work, I heard screams from the orphanage near by. I ran over and it was burning in the biggest blaze I had ever saw. But I didn't have time to hesitate, so I ran in there, not once, not twice, but three times to get all those kids out safely. But do they call me a hero and remember me for that? No!
Another time, I was crossing the street when a truck that drove by hit a bump, and a crate full of puppies fell off the back. Now I quickly ran into that busy street and picked up that box and carried it to the sidewalk, where those puppies wouldn't get run over by traffic. But do they call me the puppy savior and remember for me that? No!
But you fuck one goat..."
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