Brendan O'Brian is sitting at a bar, noticeably down. The bartender asks what's wrong and he says,
"You see that church over there? I built that church with my own two hands. But no one ever says, 'There goes Brendan O'Brian, the church builder.'
And did you know I'm a decorated professor at the university here in town? But no one ever says, 'There goes Brendan O'Brian, the math teacher.'
Hell I worked in the hospital for 25 years. No one ever says, 'There goes Brendan O'Brian, the doctor.'
But you fuck ONE goat....."
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