A farmer returns home late from working all day on his crops, and chicken coops. He loudly walks up his stairs, chicken in his arm.
He slams open his bedroom door and sees a suprised look on his wife's face.
"This is the cow that I fuck when you aren't around!" exclaimed the farmer.
His wife responds, "If you weren't such a dipshit, you would realize that's a chicken you dumbass."
The farmer then frowns and says, "And if you weren't such a self-entitled bitch, you'd realize I was speaking to the chicken!"
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