The Farmer and His Helper

A farmer who hired a man to help him with work around the farm.


The first day the farmer told the man to mow the lawn. While he
was mowing the lawn he saw a cat in the middle of the lawn. He
kicked the cat but it wouldn't move. He kicked it three more
times and it still wouldn't move. So he ran over the cat with
the lawn mower. The farmer was not happy when he heard what
happened.


The next day the man told him to nail up his fence. While he was
nailing it he found a rooster sitting on it. He pushed the
rooster four times but it wouldn't move. So he nailed it to the
fence. When the farmer got the story, he was very mad and warned
the hired man that he has just can not screw up again.


The next day the man told him to paint his fence red. He found a
donky laying by the fence, covering the botom part of it. He
kicked the donkey four times but he wouldn't move. So he painted
over it.


By this time the farmer was furious. He took the man to court.
When the judge asked what happened, the farmer complained, "This
man is crazy! He ran over my wife's pussy with his mower. He
nailed my cock to the fence. And he painted my ass red!"