one day a boy wanted $5 dolars from his dad. the dad said no unless u can make ur dick touch ur ass. the boy tried but said no. the next day he trained to make his dick touch his ass but couldnt do it. the next day the boy somehow found $5 and use it on a lottery ticket. he won $100,000,000. his dad lost all his money due to 1 reason. he was training to make his nipples become boobs. the dad said to the boy can i have some money. can ur dick touch ur ass and woah!wat the hell are those!! said the boy boobs said dad. later he said yes and showed him how to make his dick touch his ass. the boy said FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
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