Magic vibrator

A businessman needs go out of town for work. His wife is a sex addict and cannot go more than a day without sex. Fearing that she will cheat on him, he decides to buy a toy for her to keep her occupied while he is away. He goes to the nearest sex shop. He tells the sex shop owner about his wife. The shop owner says, "my friend I have just the thing for you." He grabs something from the back and says, "This is a magic vibrator." The businessman looks skeptical so the shop keeper yells out, "magic vibrator, the door!!" And the magic vibrator flys out of the box and proceeds to fuck the door until the door breaks in half. The businessman is impressed and buys it. He brings it home to his wife and tells her to use it while he is gone. On the first day while the businessman is away the wife gets horny and decides to give the magic vibrator a try. She yells out, "magic vibratory, my pussy!" It works, the magic vibrator flys out and fucks her pussy hard. She orgasms over and over again! She decides she's had enough, however, she then realizes that she doesn't know how to turn it off. She calls her husband but he does not answer. She tries yelling several different commands but nothing works. It becomes unbearable and she decides to go to the ER. While driving she starts to swerve as the vibrator continues to make her orgasm over and over again. A cop sees this and pulls her over. He says to her, "lady, you're swerving all over the place!" She looks at him in tears and explains what's happening. The officer doesn't believe her. He just shakes his head and says, "magic vibrator my ass!!"

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