One day a very drunk guy was walking down the road and found ten
dollars. Since he was very horny he decided to go to the whore
house across the street and see what he could get since he had
noone to go home to.
When he gets over there he shows the woman at the front counter
the money and asks what he can get. She realized he was drunk
and he probally wouldn't notice if she put him in the room with
the blow-up doll. She took him up stairs, told him to have a
good time, and went back down stairs.
After about twenty minutes she heard wimpering coming from the
room. So she walks up there and asks what wrong. His
reply...Everything was going great until I bit her ass and she
flew out the window!
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