A man walks into church and walks to the front pew. As he sits down the earth begins to temble. Soon the walls are shaking, screaming ensues as people rush to flee the church. The man calmly sits there. Soon there is a Huge flash of lightning which hits the alter,clouds of smoke and flame billow as a deafening roar comes from the iferno. The screams of a thousand tortured souls screams through the church. The man sits there and relaxes into the pew.
As the smoke clears who should appear but Satan himself. In a voice from the very depths of hell, the devil roars at him in a bloodcurdling voice. "Why do you not flee, don't you know who I am?" "Yes, I know you " says the man. "Then are not you terrified" bellows Satan
The man cooly replies "Don't you recognize me? I married your daughter!"
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