The mother in law invites him and his wife to a restaurant, playing the good husband, he takes a long shower, wears the shirt he got from his wife and one of the ties he received and goes out with his wife.
They arrive at the restaurant and right as he opens the door the mother in law comments: "Why didn't you take the other tie?!", at this point he stops listening to her complaints and shit.
Moral of the story? Wear pants in public.
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