Husband returns form an expedition to the jungle of Rwanda. After a while his wife notices he is not what he used to be. He is more quiet and rather distant so she asks him what's wrong. Husband, now sobbing, says he has to tell her what happened in the jungle. One night his tent was spotted by a dominant silverback gorilla and the silverback ended up raping him. Wife tries to comfort him saying it's in the past now and that neither she nor the gorilla will tell. Husband snivels and goes: Exactly. Won't tell won't call won't text.
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