Two men are fishing on a dock next to a sign that says "Warning! The end is near!" Another man drives up in his car, stops right behind the two and says, "You dumb Jehovah Witnesses! You're always peddling that 'end is near' garbage! Why don't you guys just mind your own business!" and he steps on the gas and speeds off. Not five seconds later the two men hear tires screeching and a loud splash as the man drives right into the river. Both men look at each other and one says, "Told you we shoulda just put 'Bridge Out' ".
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