Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. Well, replies Paul, You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her? Yes, replies Jeff with a laugh. Well, says Paul, straightening up, I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed. That's great! says Jeff, When are you going out? I went to meet her this evening, continues Paul, but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped it to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show. Sensible says Jeff. So I get to her door, says Paul, and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw. And what happened then? I kicked her in the face.
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