Latvian mom: What happens to you face?
Latvian boy: I ride bike into bush of roses
Next day he arrives home with more scratches on his face
Latvian mom: What happens to you face?
Latvian boy: Again, I ride bike into bush of roses
Next day face is covered in scratches
Latvian mom: What in hell happens to you face?
Latvian boy: It is my cat, I fuck when I like!
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