Three men around a fire

So there is three men standing around a fire. One man has a beautiful pair of rabbit skin gloves, the other a massive fur coat and the third fairly casual clothing. Two the men start arguing about who is tougher. The first man claims he's is the toughest for the fact he once killed a rabid rabbit and cooked him up (he flaunts the gloves). The second man shrugs it off and tells the tale of how he was naked in the woods and punched a grizzled bear in the face( he ruffles his coat). The third man remains quite and continues mixing the fire with his pecker.

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