A bear and a rabbit are walking through the forest..

A bear and a rabbit are walking through the forest and they find a genie's magic lamp. Stoked on life, they pick up the lamp and rub it. Out comes the, who bellows "you may have three wishes each."
The bear makes the first wish. "Guys, ive got it. I wish that every bear in this forest was female, except myself."
"Your wish is my command" booms the genie. He snaps his fingers and the wish is granted. "And what is your first wish, rabbit?"
"I wish i had a little rabbit sized scooter." Squeaks the rabbit.
"... ok.. your wish is my command." He snaps his fingers and a small scooter appears sitting in the grass of the forest. "And what is your second wish, bear?"
"Oh my god guys, this time i really got it." Says the over excited bear. "I wish that every bear on this PLANET, but me was female."
".. ok bear, your wish is my command," booms the genie. "Good luck repopulating. And rabbit, what is your second wish?"
"I wish i had a little rabbit sized helmet." Squeaks the rabbit.
The genie hangs his head, sighs, and snaps his fingers. A little rabbit sized helmet appears hanging from the handle bars of the scooter.
"Now bear, what is your third and final wish?" Booms the exasperated genie.
"Dear sweet baby jesus, this time ive really got it!" Shouts the bear. "I wish that every bear in this entire universe, except myself, from now until the end of time will be female!"
"Fine, you horny mother fucker. Your wish is my command." He snaps his fingers and grants his wish. "Now get out of my face, im choking on your hormones over here. Now rabbit, for the love of god let me return to an eternity of imprisonment. What is your third and final wish?"
The rabbit says nothing. He walks over to his scooter, does up his helmet, and starts riding away as fast as he can. When he's a safe distance away, he looks back over his shoulder and shouts, "I WISH THE BEAR WAS GAY!"