The Chicken

One day a man was really horny and wanted to have sex. So he
went to the clinic near his house and told the clinic worker
that he wanted to have sex and if there was anyone there to give
it to him. The worker said yes and told him to go up to room
222. So he walked up to room 222 and opened the door to find a
chicken laying on the bed. He said to himself, "no this can't
be right." So he went back down to the desk and said to the
worker, "there is a chicken laying on the bed, I wanted a
person." The worker, then told him, "chickens are good, go up
there, do what you have to do, then come back down." So the guy
said ok and went up and did what he had to do. He spent two and
a half hours with this chicken.


When he was done fooling around with the chicken, he came back
down and told the worker that the sex was great and if there was
another chicken he could have sex with. The worker said yes, go
up to room 224. So he walked up to room 224, to find other men
up in the room. He said to himself, this can't be right. So he
went back downstairs and said to the worker, "this can't be
right, there is men in that room, i wanted a chicken." So the
worker said "yes I know just go up and sit on the couch with the
other men." So he went back up and did what he was told.


After being in the room for 2 minutes, the walls turned to
mirrors, and in the reflection of the mirrors was a man having
sex. The man that had just had sex with the chicken turned to
the man sitting next to him and said "wow that guy is really
getting down."


The other guy turned to him and said, "this isn't nothing, you
should have just saw the guy that was up here for two and a half
hours with the chicken."