A man goes to a whorehouse on a Tuesday and request a woman. Upon hearing the price, he tells the receptionist that he only has 5 dollars. She tells him that he could do the Tuesday Chicken Special.
"what's the Tuesday chicken special?" He asks.
"Well for five dollars, you can fuck the most beautiful chicken you have ever laid eyes on."
Offended, he leaves in a fit of rage. "why would I want to fuck a chicken?!"
Upon driving home, he thinks, "well, I have five dollars and nothing better to do. Lets try it out."
He gets in the room, and sure enough, the most beautiful chicken he has ever laid eyes on awaits. He fucks the chicken.
A few days pass, and he feels great about it. He can't stop thinking about this chicken. So he goes back and request the Tuesday chicken special.
"sir, only on Tuesdays can you do that. Today, you can get the Thursday gorilla special. For only five dollars, you can watch a man fuck the most beautiful gorilla you have ever laid eyes on."
He leaves offended and in the same mood, but eventually comes to the same decision.
"One Thursday gorilla special please," he said with confidence.
He gets into a loft like room that is looking down on a bedroom. There is a handful of gentlemen, drinking beer and socializing, and suddenly he notices a man walk into the room below. That's when he noticed the most beautiful gorilla he has ever seen.
The man starts fucking the gorilla while he and the other men watch. Disgusted, he says to the guy next to him, "what the fuck. Why are we watching this guy fuck a gorilla?"
"man you shoulda been here Tuesday, sone guy fucked a chicken!"
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