yo momma is so poor i saw her walkin down the street with one
shoe on and i said"did you know you lost a shoe"she said"no i
found one.
yo momma is so fat she walked out with a yellow shirt on and
everyone ran back in thereand said "how did the sun get so
close"?
yo momma is so ugly when her mom got on the bus the bus driver
said"what the hell is that" and she went to the back ofthe bus
an one of the people said"can i pet the monkey"?
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