If history has taught us anything, then it the fact that human beings cant take care of the world and its all down to shit. So let's try a monkey to govern us all

Black and white

What's black and white And black and white And black and white And black and...

There was once a...

but the ant, being indian, was going to get married off to a girl of his...

The buffalo...

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd...

Sexual Quickes

The three words most hated by men during sex: ''Are you done?'' The three...

Part of Air...

Part of Air Canada's recent settlement with the Unions was hiring handicapped...

Why did the nutty...

Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a...

Racist/Nationally...

I'm not black, but I'll steal your heart. Hey girl, I'm not Asian, but I'll...

Woman Wishes

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She...

Fun Things to do...

1.Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond....

Breaking up

"They say that breaking up is hard to do - but it's much easier with a...