One day iguana is walking through the forest and sees monkey up in a tree just puffing away on a big joint. Iguana yells up, "Hey monkey, can a brotha get a hit of that?" Monkey looks down and says, "Sure little dude come on up." So iguana and monkey sit in the tree and finish off the giant spliff.
After sitting for awhile, iguana tells monkey, "I got the cottonmouth bad, gonna go get some water." and toddles off. While drinking from the river, he's so stoned he falls in and starts flailing around. Crocodile comes over and helps him to shore and says, "What the hell was that about?" Iguana tells crocodile that monkey has got some serious weed and crocodile walks off to find monkey. He reaches the tree and yells up, "Hey, monkey!" Monkey looks down, his eyes get really wide, and says, "Shiiiiiit, dude, how much water did you drink?"
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