Son entered the house all bruised and clothes torn
Mom:Oh my god what happened to you!
Son:I tried to protect her.
Mom:WHAT!!!You have a gf and you didnt tell me!
Son:No mom.Just listen.There was this cat on a tree and a dog was trying to chase her.I fought my best with the dog but failed.This is the only part I could save.
Son handed out the head of the cat.
Mom:Why is it so soft?
Son:I later realised it was a doll...
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