I was at my buddies house after a long night of drinking. When we get to the door I hear his dog barking in the backyard because no one brought him in that night. When my pal tries to open the door he freaks out and says he can't find his keys. I asked "what do you need your keys" he dribbles out yes I need my keys for the doorknob to unlock it and I go around back pick up his dog bring him to the front door and shove him into the door knob. My friend started freaking out saying that I'm about to kill it I look at him and say "I thought you needed Yorkie to get in"
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